Dear Nic,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your camping car and I saw you sit at the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory. You should know that I was interviewed by Abante Tonight about your embarrassing rash.
In pain,
Camille
*been seeing this around..try it =)
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ____2_ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green -...
